Dear Writer’s Block

It’s not you, it’s me…

Cetaphobia 

My childish defense. 

GREETINGS AND WELCOME TO BREAKING THE “BLOCK” 

Almost a decade has passed since the writer’s block hit me. It’s time I put an end to this one-sided romance. 

DOUBLE TEAM YOUR MEAL

Complaining about your weight annoys me.

BOMB PARANOIA

The word “bomb” sort of lit my fuse. 

SWISS CHEESE AND DOCTOR GOOGLE

Something made a nocturnal meal out of my thigh. 

WELCOME TO SF.

Whenever I have friends family members coming over to visit, I always get the same questions. Where should we go, what should we do, how’s the weather, and how much time will you have for us?

It is interesting to me that almost everyone fails to ask, “where should we not go…

LAUNDRY BREAKS ICE

His icebreaker: why don’t you do your laundry at my place?

FREEDOM OF CHOICE IS A DISH BEST SERVED. NOT EATEN. 

Personal reminder: while too many have too much…

APRIL FOOLS

She got me good.

I’ve never been an avid updater of Facebook statuses, tweets or Instagram photos.