I Asked Bard AI to Write a Poem About Medium

We’re getting our lost money back!

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Ah, the places you’ll go and the popsicles you’ll buy with all that lovely Medium cash.

Medium has announced our lost earnings will be returned to us by the end of October.

To celebrate, I asked Bard A.I. to write a poem about Medium in the style of Dr. Seuss.

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Oh, Medium, Medium, you’re giving us back our money,

Our earnings were lost, but now you’ve made us sunny.

We thought it was gone forever, but now we say,

We’re thrilled we can write and get paid each day.

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The Medium team, they’re all so kind,

They listened to our pleas, and blew our minds.

They said, “We’re sorry for the loss,

But now we’ll fix it, with no fuss.”

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So now we’re writing, with newfound glee,

Knowing that Medium’s got our backs, you see.

We’re grateful for their support and care,

And for the money that we soon will share.

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So thank you, Medium,

for what you’ve done,

You’ve made us happy,

every single one.

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We’ll keep on writing,

with all our might,

And share our stories,

day and night.

I made a few tweaks to this poem, but I think it’s much snazzier than Bard’s limerick:

Thanks, Robin Wilding 💎for your news report about Medium restoring our lost earnings:

Your comments are always welcome. 😁

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