Screwhammer Finds Love

Now, lemme tell you: Regus Screwhammer is a dwarf. And I don’t mean he’s some squat, hairy guy with an excessive love of stonemasonry. No. He is, for sure, but I mean he is dwarf with a capital D-W-A-R-F. Drinks that vile, soured goat’s milk concoction of theirs like wine. The kinda guy…

The Getaway

James insisted on sitting outside in the sand all day.

Taster

“Come forward, my son.”

Nine-year-old Robin, timid as a finch, trudged to the head of the table from the group of…