One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or…
Men are like wine — some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John XXIII
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. — Benjamin…
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others. —…
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. — Dean Martin
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk. — Anonymous
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. — Dean Martin
