Tales of Absurdia

The land of conquerors

A look into the beast’s den

Once again I’m sorry for taking so long to publish more of my writings about Absurdia. I have good reasons, though.

The siege of Aleria: part one — The sacred stone

“We are just passengers in this beautiful Universe” — The leader of Aleria

Unfortunately Aleria is a place that I never got to visit, but there are many tales about the…

The cherry on the cake

“Chaos and order can be in constant balance, if you let.” — Miromolo V, King of Chewon.

A heartbreak that changed everything

“Wherever there is darkness, there is also room for light.” — Me

If you read any of my other stories, you are probably wondering: “who is this strange person who keeps telling stories about this…

The Samilien Uprising

“Do not mistake them for pandas” — Traveler Nick’s last words

Way before Nova ceased to exist on that terrible day and that tragic accident involving Commander Peep, there was a place where their people went to spend their…

The Eldnari Council

“We are certainly going to provide world peace, right after praying” — The eldnari Sacred Council

Imagine being an eternal creature, living in eternal peace and divine bliss. This is the very description…

The first Peep

“I miss all those beautiful lights in front of my eyes, it was such a sad goodbye” - Hoppy Windy about Nova

Commander Peep Harrington’s mouth hurt for smiling so much. His eyes were still recovering from…

The conquerors

“ Your beloved homeland belongs to us now” - Famous gork saying

If you have never seen a gork in your life, you should consider yourself very lucky. There are only two reasons for not knowing about them: either your land has no riches…