What was your reaction when you heard that Will Smith was trying to put together a Karate Kid remake…
If I had to write some sort of primer on everything that is wrong with modern cinema, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time would be the perfect place to look to begin working out a thesis statement. Just on a surface level, there is a colon in…
A lot has been said about the last five year or so’s rash of Judd Apatow produced comedies and what people do or do not like about them. Without ever seeing any promotion for the film you know you’re going to get a developmentally stunted man-child as your main…
A quick poking around Internet reference sites has led me to believe that Tearing Down the Spanish Flag from 1898 is the first war film ever made. That’s a whole lot of years of people making war films, and it’s no wonder that I’ve begun to tire of them over the years…
Toy Story 3 cold opens on the top of a moving train. Woody is in a struggle with the Potato Heads back in the old west. It’s the type of scene that calls back to the opening of an Indiana Jones movie. Before things end up settled there’s laser beams, jet packs, pig shaped…
What I just saw is one of the most insanely idiotic things I’ve ever sat through. At no point during its rambling, incoherent runtime was Grown Ups anywhere close to anything that could be considered an actual film. Everyone in the theater is now dumber for having watched it. I award…
