Me And Elvis

My mother mentioned Elvis so much, I thought he was a relative

Once you face it, then you’ll know it.

Can’t Run Away From DNA

It’s all in the genes.

Swingline Strikes While Swinging

A cubicle cautionary tale

The First Albums I Bought

My first payday was in the summer of ’78

Progeny do the darndest things

Kids: Blessing Or Curse

You don’t know what you’re…

LAUNDROMAT LAMENTATIONS

Laundry Basket Case

A washer and dryer sense of humor

Good Mourning!

You can’t spell funeral without fun!

More hams than a supermarket

Support Your Local Theatre

An arrested stage of development

I knew that!

After The Fact Nostradamus

It’s a cinch when you find a niche

HOW TO BEST MANEUVER A HOOVER

Vacuum Accumulation

When a clean room looms