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A collection of bite-sized essays on any subjects. No one is safe, including me.
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This Week's Featured Rant
Putin, Kanye, and Agent Orange Should Give Thanks For Will Smith’s Performance at the Oscars
Putin, Kanye, and Agent Orange Should Give Thanks For Will Smith’s Performance at the Oscars
With one slap, the Best Actor winner made us forget those a-holes for a night
Lon Shapiro
Mar 28
The Lord of the Rants
One Rant to Rule Them All
One Rant to Rule Them All
A trilogy for my readers and snake oil salesmen through history.
Lon Shapiro
Oct 27, 2019
5 Reasons Why People Get Scammed and How You Can Protect Yourself.
Lon Shapiro
Caveat Emptor: 3 Ways to Spot a Snake Oil Salesman
Lon Shapiro
Writin’ in a Shysta’s* Paradise
Lon Shapiro
Cast off the Shackles of Your Feed: Get Your First Taste of Reading Freedom.
Lon Shapiro
The Finest in Finely Aged Rants
Fictional Rants are so Much Better with Proper Dialogue Technique.
Fictional Rants are so Much Better with Proper Dialogue Technique.
What I learned from a writing coach on Medium.
Lon Shapiro
Sep 2, 2019
What the Hell is Wrong With You People? A Rant on Gratitude.
What the Hell is Wrong With You People? A Rant on Gratitude.
Always be grateful, even if you’re going to rant.
Lon Shapiro
Sep 15, 2019
Why Writers Need to Include Disclaimers
Why Writers Need to Include Disclaimers
A vital lesson in communication by Deborah Tannen, Ph.D.
Lon Shapiro
Sep 5, 2019
Why Do We Listen to Salesmen and Ignore Scientists?
Why Do We Listen to Salesmen and Ignore Scientists?
A rant about values, or the lack thereof.
Lon Shapiro
Oct 22, 2019
It’s Crowded Here at the Center of the Universe.
It’s Crowded Here at the Center of the Universe.
A special long-form holiday rant about writers, ranters, and narcissism.
Lon Shapiro
Dec 24, 2019
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