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THE 500-WORD RANT

A collection of bite-sized essays on any subjects. No one is safe, including me.

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  • This Week's Featured Rant
    Putin, Kanye, and Agent Orange Should Give Thanks For Will Smith’s Performance at the Oscars

    Putin, Kanye, and Agent Orange Should Give Thanks For Will Smith’s Performance at the Oscars

    With one slap, the Best Actor winner made us forget those a-holes for a night
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    Lon Shapiro
    Mar 28
    The Lord of the Rants
    One Rant to Rule Them All

    One Rant to Rule Them All

    A trilogy for my readers and snake oil salesmen through history.
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    Lon Shapiro
    Oct 27, 2019

    5 Reasons Why People Get Scammed and How You Can Protect Yourself.

    Lon Shapiro

    Caveat Emptor: 3 Ways to Spot a Snake Oil Salesman

    Lon Shapiro

    Writin’ in a Shysta’s* Paradise

    Lon Shapiro

    Cast off the Shackles of Your Feed: Get Your First Taste of Reading Freedom.

    Lon Shapiro
    The Finest in Finely Aged Rants
    Fictional Rants are so Much Better with Proper Dialogue Technique.

    Fictional Rants are so Much Better with Proper Dialogue Technique.

    What I learned from a writing coach on Medium.
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    Lon Shapiro
    Sep 2, 2019
    What the Hell is Wrong With You People? A Rant on Gratitude.

    What the Hell is Wrong With You People? A Rant on Gratitude.

    Always be grateful, even if you’re going to rant.
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    Lon Shapiro
    Sep 15, 2019
    Why Writers Need to Include Disclaimers

    Why Writers Need to Include Disclaimers

    A vital lesson in communication by Deborah Tannen, Ph.D.
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    Lon Shapiro
    Sep 5, 2019
    Why Do We Listen to Salesmen and Ignore Scientists?

    Why Do We Listen to Salesmen and Ignore Scientists?

    A rant about values, or the lack thereof.
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    Lon Shapiro
    Oct 22, 2019
    It’s Crowded Here at the Center of the Universe.

    It’s Crowded Here at the Center of the Universe.

    A special long-form holiday rant about writers, ranters, and narcissism.
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    Lon Shapiro
    Dec 24, 2019
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