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Obama Relieved Trump Never Found Wiretap in Hairpiece
Obama Relieved Trump Never Found Wiretap in Hairpiece
Recently, President Trump has accused Former President Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower during the election. Trump stands by these…
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
May 10, 2017
Trump Surprises Armada With Trip to Disneyland Instead!
Trump Surprises Armada With Trip to Disneyland Instead!
There was some confusion surrounding the destination of a fleet of Navy ships last week. Sources now say that the armada, originally…
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Apr 24, 2017
Plane Ride Very Awkward for United Employee Who Took Passenger’s Seat.
On Sunday, an overbooked United flight turned into a disturbing scene of excessive force as a man was dragged off the flight to make room…
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Apr 10, 2017
Streaming Services Hate Him!
Streaming Services Hate Him!
Meet the man who gets Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime without paying a cent!
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Mar 26, 2017
Man Applying to be Paid Protestor Not Sure Where to Send Resume
Man Applying to be Paid Protestor Not Sure Where to Send Resume
26 year old Dave Stewart, who is hoping to become one of the paid protestors he’s heard so much about on the news, is not sure who to…
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Feb 24, 2017
New Season of Celebrity Autopsy Off to a Slow Start
New Season of Celebrity Autopsy Off to a Slow Start
After it’s glorious 1st season in 2016, the hit reality show where dead celebrities are dissected on camera is off to a slow start, due to…
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Feb 3, 2017
7 Characters You Didn’t Know Where Secretly Gay
7 Characters You Didn’t Know Where Secretly Gay
Well, it’s happened again. Another character that we love was revealed to have been gay the whole time. This is certainly not the first…
Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Dec 22, 2016
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