Plane Ride Very Awkward for United Employee Who Took Passenger’s Seat.

On Sunday, an overbooked United flight turned into a disturbing scene of excessive force as a man was dragged off the flight to make room for airline employees flying standby. This, however, doesn’t hold a…

Man Applying to be Paid Protestor Not Sure Where to Send Resume

10 Things Only a Serial Killer Will Understand

1. The thrill of watching life leave someone’s eyes.

If you’re a serial killer, then you know how satisfying it is to watch the lights in a victim’s eye being extinguished, the candle of their soul blowing out. Feeling them…

Anti-Guacamole Legislation Tackles Big Avocado

Science Shows that Donald Trump Actually Does have the “Best Words”

We all know that Donald Trump claims to have and be many things. “I know words. I have the best words.” But how can we know that Donald Trump’s words really are the best? With science, of course! Using the…

My Friend Nahla’s Review of Rogue One: An Analysis

Like many of us, my friend Nahla recently saw Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. And, like many of us, it left an impression on her. You can see the post in question above. It starts with a simple statement. Then it repeats that statement. At a…

7 Characters You Didn’t Know Where Secretly Gay

Trump Surprises Armada With Trip to Disneyland Instead!

There was some confusion surrounding the destination of a fleet of Navy ships last week. Sources now say that the armada, originally thought to be destined for North Korea, is actually headed for a different destination entirely…

New Season of Celebrity Autopsy Off to a Slow Start

Obama Relieved Trump Never Found Wiretap in Hairpiece