Yoga

“A picture caption on Monday with an article about a push for innovation in Taiwan described incorrectly the sitting position of Jonney Shih, chairman of Asustek Computer. While Mr. Shih did assume the yoga lotus pose during an interview, he was shown seated in a cross-legged position in the picture, not in the lotus pose.”

Looking for a reason to avoid doing yoga other than the fact that the people who do it are stricken with some terrible disease where all they can talk about is how great yoga is and how terrific they feel and the sense of inner peace and blah blah blah namaste? Well, also it will mess you up. Mess you up bad. Just stay sedentary, we all wind up in the same place at the end.

“I was at the yoga festival, doing a little bit of yoga, and I’m just seeing all these goddesses. It seems crazy, but I just felt like I was being blessed by their energy, even though it was unintentional.”
 — Boulder yogadoody suspect Luke Chrisco explains the emotions that…

“We are grateful to the public for helping us resolve this disgusting case in an expeditious manner.”
 — Boulder Police Chief Mark Beckner discusses the arrest of a suspect in the yoga/doody case.

Your new excuse: “What? No, I’m not drinking, I’m doing yoga!” [Via]

I don’t want to ruin a single thing about this, so let me just tell you that it has something for almost everyone. It is really… epic. [Via]

While Virginia is now figuring out whether to regulate yoga studios, New York State’s Education Department has just lifted the randomly-adopted practice of claiming the state must license yoga…