John Podesta owns a Hot Dog Stand in Hawaii

So, apparently with the release of #Podesta18 by everyone’s favorite source…

Beat on the Street — Should Art be Censored?

Last week New Leipzig Mayor Alan Flassed decided to flex his authority and…

The Ball is Coming — Your 5 minute dose of Bad News from Last Week

Patriot Games —Your first Political Debate Guide

Debate Night — Round 2

Honestly folks, I had a whole slew of funny (eh?) jokes to make about our mockery of an election this year. But you…

Hey Are You Open?

What restaurants can you go to this weekend? Find out by clicking the link. Some of…

Tweets about Last Night — Debate Round 1

Welp, I don’t remember much from the debate last night. Thank god and booze. But, in…

Sunrise City — Small Town Talk Friday

There’s a lot going on in the suburbs of Sunrise City this past week… Let’s take a glance and…

Taylor Swift: Saving the NFL One Scarf at a Time

The Casual Holster: Election Day

It’s glazing over our eyes every second we spend leering a television set. The commercials that…