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3 Explosive Revelations in Prince Harry’s New Book

Literally no one is talking…

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5-Year-Old Me Was an Idiot

Revisiting my old school notebook

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The Wisest Things Someone’s Snotty Child Almost Certainly Said

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We Respectfully Reject Your Memoir Because You’re Boring as Shit

A literary agent has had enough

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The Main Reason Will Smith Shouldn’t Have Slapped Chris Rock

He must have known this would happen

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Good Hunt Willing: An Unoriginal Screenplay

The tale of a humble math prodigy with secret janitorial…

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Now you have no excuse not to keep your writing streak alive

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4 Ways to Recharge Your Writing Habit

Foolproof advice for the uninspired, downtrodden, and pathetic

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I’m a Top Writer and I Sniff My Own Farts

If anything, I’ve had too much positive reinforcement

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