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3 Explosive Revelations in Prince Harry’s New Book
3 Explosive Revelations in Prince Harry’s New Book
Literally no one is talking about these shocking secrets. Wait, this cover looks a bit weird.
Alex Cooper
Jan 10, 2023
5-Year-Old Me Was an Idiot
5-Year-Old Me Was an Idiot
Revisiting my old school notebook
Alex Cooper
Sep 2, 2022
The Wisest Things Someone’s Snotty Child Almost Certainly Said
The Wisest Things Someone’s Snotty Child Almost Certainly Said
You must be so proud, parent posting on Facebook
Alex Cooper
Aug 9, 2022
We Respectfully Reject Your Memoir Because You’re Boring as Shit
We Respectfully Reject Your Memoir Because You’re Boring as Shit
A literary agent has had enough
Alex Cooper
Apr 25, 2022
The Main Reason Will Smith Shouldn’t Have Slapped Chris Rock
The Main Reason Will Smith Shouldn’t Have Slapped Chris Rock
He must have known this would happen
Alex Cooper
Mar 30, 2022
Good Hunt Willing: An Unoriginal Screenplay
Good Hunt Willing: An Unoriginal Screenplay
The tale of a humble math prodigy with secret janitorial skills
Alex Cooper
Mar 8, 2022
Introducing: Tinyform Articles
Introducing: Tinyform Articles
Now you have no excuse not to keep your writing streak alive
Alex Cooper
Mar 3, 2022
4 Ways to Recharge Your Writing Habit
4 Ways to Recharge Your Writing Habit
Foolproof advice for the uninspired, downtrodden, and pathetic
Alex Cooper
Feb 15, 2022
I’m a Top Writer and I Sniff My Own Farts
I’m a Top Writer and I Sniff My Own Farts
If anything, I’ve had too much positive reinforcement
Alex Cooper
Jan 31, 2022
All Hail The Coop Scoop
All Hail The Coop Scoop
Acquire Satire is dead, and it has been replaced with an equally shit rhyme
Alex Cooper
Jan 10, 2022
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