Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 10, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 10, 2021

Pissing me off this Day of the Moon:

I’m feeling a little rough this morning, readers. Might have overdone it a bit last night, but on the plus side I’m much closer to perfecting my Old Fashioned recipe. It’s a Monday morning, and…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 2, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 2, 2021

Pissing me off this Day of the Sun:

Ah, Sunday! The day when all the squares go to church, and I do the pentagon in a round hole thing and stay home, burning effigies and chanting incantations against the very nature of humanity…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 19, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 19, 2021

Pissing me of this Woden’s Day:

You thought I forgot? Not a chance, folks. Just needed a brief respite from this here vomit-fest to kill off some marauding zombies…er…that is, have a nice visit with some family. I mean, same diff…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 7, 2021

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Daily Spleen, May 7, 2021

Pissing me off this Frīa’s Day:

Howdy, folks! Welcome to the Daily Spleen, the shittin’-est shit-show that ever shitted this side of the Mississippi! Yee-haw! Now you just buckle in tight an’ set a spell, while ol’ Uncle Spleen vents…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 8, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 8, 2021

Pissing me off this Saturn’s Day:

Off to a slow start this Saturday. It’s beautiful outside, sunny but not too hot, a nice breeze. People are fishing, and the birds are having a great time out there. Too bad I’m stuck inside writing…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 3, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 3, 2021

Pissing me off this Day of the Moon:

Looks like someone’s got a case of the “Mondays!” Well, it’s fucking Monday, which means most of the free world is safely back at work, ensconced in their wage slave jobs, not making trouble for…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 9, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 9, 2021

Pissing me off this Day of the Sun:

Can we finally stop talking about the Elon Musk / SNL thing now that it’s finally happened? It was either good or it was bad. I don’t know which, and I don’t fucking care, I just want the bullshit…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 11, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 11, 2021

Pissing me off this Tyr’s Day:

Man this one is going out late today. Day kind of got away from me. But not rain, nor sleet, nor threat of Dan Quayle can stop the daily shit-show from completing it’s appointed rounds. Have fun, kids!

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 12, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 12, 2021

Pissing me off this Woden’s Day:

Short one today, folks. Been busy getting the place ready for the aforementioned guests coming tomorrow. However, it is still my solemnly sworn duty to deliver the shit-show, so without further ado…

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Eric M. Klein in The Daily Spleen

May 1, 2021

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Daily Spleen — May 1, 2021

Pissing me off this Saturn’s Day:

I bet you thought I forgot about you. Well I’m back bitches, and it’s Saturday. The day when the entire midwest mows its collective lawn, and I point at them and laugh like the asshole that I am. On…

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