Writing

The Benefits of a Seven Mile Walk

Had a massive bowl of ice cream last night after an unpleasant (but not significant) family…

I’m not inspired to write this

For the past six years, my life has been a series of awesome obsessions: blogging, 2013–2015; crypto…

Medium 2016: I Can’t Wait to See What Happens Next

The Five Stages of No One Reading Your Medium Story

Once I wrote a story that had 200 reads. And I was happy. Once I wrote a story that had 1K reads. And I was so happy. Once I wrote a story that had 16K and counting reads. And oh I was happy. And now I have written a story that had 24…

Sadly enough I wrote that novel the summer before last…This summer vacation featured your escalating stardom while I drank weak tea and tried to get the Internet to work at 12 a.m. But I am not knocking you — I admire you and I like your tough love. It’s even hotter than your old man-child act.

Husband’s Response

You neglect to mention that you’ve had a corner on over achievement for our entire marriage. Remember, we met when you were MY BOSS. I was the man-child in the office you took romantic pity on (which was hot).

My Sixty Day Sprint to 25,000 Reads and 1,500 Recommends

I’m incredibly curious about other writers’…

Kaiser Soze and his Latest Recommends

Who else starts three kick ass, cut throat tech companies,makes…

I Violated Medium Culture

I thought this story of mine (Kaiser Soze and his Latest Recommends) was hilarious.