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Party Decides Ancient Dungeon with Unspeakable Horrors Good Place to Camp
Party Decides Ancient Dungeon with Unspeakable Horrors Good Place to Camp
“It’s not really fair that they would attack us when we’re asleep, I don’t even have my armor on.”
benny
Oct 10
Evil Wizard Not About to be Out Eviled by Neutral Party
Evil Wizard Not About to be Out Eviled by Neutral Party
“It’s for a good cause. I would say that makes it ok.”
benny
Oct 3
Hall of Mirrors Hasn’t Been Cleaned in Ages
Hall of Mirrors Hasn’t Been Cleaned in Ages
“You probably couldn’t even use the mirrors to summon Bloody Mary.”
benny
Sep 26
Adventurers Solve Wall Puzzle by Climbing Over it
Adventurers Solve Wall Puzzle by Climbing Over it
“Usually there is only one definitive solution to these types of puzzles, and we want to make sure we pick the right one.”
benny
Sep 17
Tragic: One Out of Three Teenagers Unable to Locate The Abyssal Plane on a Map
Tragic: One Out of Three Teenagers Unable to Locate The Abyssal Plane on a Map
“We’re falling behind. I hear students in Mt. Celestia go to school year-round.”
benny
Sep 11
Entry Level Quest Requires 1–3 Levels of Experience
Entry Level Quest Requires 1–3 Levels of Experience
“Most expect candidates to gain the experience through unpaid internships, which aren’t available to many students busy working part time…
benny
Sep 3
Rust Monster Eats Blacksmith’s Homework
Rust Monster Eats Blacksmith’s Homework
“I told mom not to keep Oxy inside, rust monsters should be outside pets…”
benny
Aug 28
Dragon Upset Lotto Winnings Paid in Installments and Not Giant Pile of Gold
Dragon Upset Lotto Winnings Paid in Installments and Not Giant Pile of Gold
“I can’t swim in a pile of annuities.”
benny
Aug 20
Giant Spider Will Eat 8 Sleeping People, On Average
Giant Spider Will Eat 8 Sleeping People, On Average
“We decided not to count the victims in the town whose water supply was tainted by chamomile.”
benny
Aug 13
Dungeon Master Bans Cellphones, Debuts One Man Show
Dungeon Master Bans Cellphones, Debuts One Man Show
“I think he’ll do a great job, and I’m looking forward to passively listening to what my character would do in various situations.”
benny
Aug 6
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