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Bad Advice On Bitchy Women And Gay Police
Bad Advice On Bitchy Women And Gay Police
By The Bad Advisor
The Establishment
Dec 6, 2016
A Brand Style Guide For Women™
A Brand Style Guide For Women™
It’s not pandering if it’s Empowering™, am I right, ladies?
Mia Mercado
May 7, 2018
Heroic Men Share Stories Of Times They Didn’t Sexually Harass Women
Heroic Men Share Stories Of Times They Didn’t Sexually Harass Women
These brave, upstanding men are an inspiration to us all.
The Establishment
Apr 27, 2018
‘Alt-Right’ Little Rabbit Foo Foo
‘Alt-Right’ Little Rabbit Foo Foo
The Good Fairy is the real racist, because she’s destroying Little Rabbit civilization.
Devorah Blachor
Apr 20, 2018
What Happens When Four Anti-iPhone, Salty-Ass Texan Women Argue About Cats
What Happens When Four Anti-iPhone, Salty-Ass Texan Women Argue Abo...
In my family, the presence of Siri has fundamentally, and forever, changed us.
The Establishment
Apr 6, 2018
Congratulations On Your Acceptance To Goop Academy Of Witchcraft & Wizardry
Congratulations On Your Acceptance To Goop Academy Of Witchcraft & Wizardry
The selection committee was particularly impressed with your kale porridge detox recipe.
Melanie LaForce
Mar 30, 2018
Tips On Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket For Whose Time Is Up Next
Tips On Filling Out Your March Madness Bracket For Whose Time Is Up Next
If you want any chance of winning your office pool, heed this handy advice!
Kristin Elizabeth
Mar 19, 2018
Dear Jeff, California, 35: Do You Enjoy Going Down On Your Wife?
Dear Jeff, California, 35: Do You Enjoy Going Down On Your Wife?
If you need your wife to don vanilla-scented underwear to get her there, then your enthusiasm for licking is lacking, Jeff.
The Establishment
Mar 13, 2018
Bad Advice On Boundaries And Birthing
Bad Advice On Boundaries And Birthing
Have fun meeting the children who will in no way be negatively impacted by their dad’s dipshit shenanigans with you.
The Establishment
Feb 27, 2018
Bad Advice On Treasonous American Women Who Worship British Royalty
Bad Advice On Treasonous American Women Who Worship British Royalty
Women are dim-witted fools too dumb to know the difference between fantasy and reality.
The Establishment
Feb 20, 2018
If You Want Me And Your Father To Help With Rent, Please Pass This Test
If You Want Me And Your Father To Help With Rent, Please Pass This Test
A bank of words is provided, but — as with your degrees in Anthropology and Environmental Science — some may not be used.
The Establishment
Feb 12, 2018
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