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Breaking: One of the 5,000 Has a Fish Allergy and Needs Accommodated
Breaking: One of the 5,000 Has a Fish Allergy and Needs Accommodated
We need a fish and gluten-friendly substitute, pronto.
Emily Kapp
Feb 7, 2020
Newsflash: Jesus Wasn’t Telling “Parables,” He Was Saying “Pair of Balls!”
Newsflash: Jesus Wasn’t Telling “Parables,” He Was Saying “Pair of Balls!”
Wait, hold up, you thought the Bible was saying “parables?” Dude…
Emily Kapp
Jan 31, 2020
Breaking: Holy Spirit Announces It is Stepping Down as Senior Member of the Holy Trinity
Breaking: Holy Spirit Announces It is Stepping Down as Senior Member of the Holy Trinity
In a shocking turn of events, the Holy Spirit announced late Tuesday evening that it would be stepping down as a senior member of the Holy…
Christian Cholcher
Jan 30, 2020
Jesus Took Carrie Underwood’s Wheel As Requested, And Now He’s A Huge Car Buff
Jesus Took Carrie Underwood’s Wheel As Requested, And Now He’s A Huge Car Buff
Jesus took the wheel all right, and now He’s finally talking about the passion that ensued after the infamous meeting between He and…
Emily Kapp
Jan 24, 2020
Beatrice Ann Wants YOU To Volunteer For St. James’ Winter Bake Sale
Beatrice Ann Wants YOU To Volunteer For St. James’ Winter Bake Sale
I’m reaching out to enlist your service in this year’s Saint James Orthodox Church Winter Bake Sale.
Emily Kapp
Jan 14, 2020
Baking with Bernice: Roasted Goose
Baking with Bernice: Roasted Goose
Hey, Bernies! It’s your girl Bernice with another weekly recipe.
Christian Cholcher
Dec 20, 2019
Scandal: Miller Family Switches From “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays” in Holiday Greeting Card
Scandal: Miller Family Switches From “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays” in Holiday Greeting Card
Season’s greetings are no joke — depending on who you ask.
Emily Kapp
Dec 15, 2019
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