The Good News

Breaking: One of the 5,000 Has a Fish Allergy and Needs Accommodated

Newsflash: Jesus Wasn’t Telling “Parables,” He Was Saying “Pair of Balls!”

Breaking: Holy Spirit Announces It is Stepping Down as Senior Member of the Holy Trinity

Jesus Took Carrie Underwood’s Wheel As Requested, And Now He’s A Huge Car Buff

Beatrice Ann Wants YOU To Volunteer For St. James’ Winter Bake Sale

Baking with Bernice: Roasted Goose

Hey, Bernies! It’s your girl Bernice with another weekly recipe.

Scandal: Miller Family Switches From “Merry Christmas” to “Happy Holidays” in Holiday Greeting Card

Quiz: Choose from this Potluck Menu and We’ll Assign Your Nativity Pageant Role

Men’s Choir Sees London, France and the Sisterhood’s Underpants