“Stay right there. Do not move.”
At this point, I have absolutely no idea what is going to happen next, but I have a feeling that it’s going to be something that will have a significant impact on my night.
“I’M GREAT!,” he said as the elevator doors closed.
2. “Oh really? I wish I could say I’m doing that well myself, but my pre-workout hasn’t kicked in just yet” (at the gym).
“I don’t have anything to live for”.
Even as a joke, this is one of the most bizarre responses I’ve received by far.
This happened not long after I submitted the last (first) entry of The Goofy Zealot.
“Can I pay in pounds?”
“I’m sorry?”
Mind you, this is in the Miami International Airport (MIA) in Miami, Florida.