Editor of The @Awl and @thehairpin. Patron Saint of early bedtimes.

Ladies first.

there is literally nothing about me.

Sarah Miller is a writer living in Northern California.

Your emotional surgeon, according to some.

gimash/gimash; recently @awl @newinquiry; mjbinyam[at]gmail[dot]com

Writer and tumblrite in Washington, D.C.

Emma Smith-Stevens is the author of a novel, The Australian (Dzanc Books). http://emmasmithstevens.com/ and Twitter: @ESmithStevens // Pronouns: she/her

this particularly rapid unintelligible patter isn't generally heard and if it is it doesn't matter

writer / radio producer

TV writer on The Goldbergs

technologies + ❤ // freelance design researcher // founder @UX Night School

Peanut butter toast enthusiast

freelancer. sweet but stubborn bull.

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Senior Editor, CNBC; former editor @thebillfold; contributing writer @theAtlantic

Named after the patron saint of disappointing children.

A person who writes and draws and eats her feelings.

Cartoons and illustrations. www.saralautman.com

Artist, writer. Editor of THE ARTISTS’ AND WRITERS’ COOKBOOK from pH Books, out in October.

No funny business.

Esther Werdiger‘s work has appeared in Lenny, Buzzfeed, The Awl, The Hairpin, Tablet Magazine, and Electric Literature.

Lauren O’Neal is a senior editor at Midnight Breakfast and cohosts the podcast Sunday School Dropouts.

Co-founder, The Awl.

Jumpsuit evangelical

twitter.com/christinefriar

author of PUBLIC RELATIONS, out May 2017.

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Freelance writer with words on @readmatter, @dailydot, @thehairpin and more. 1988 CableACE nominee for Informational or Documentary Host.

Staff writer @hellogiggles / before: @jezebel @rookiemag / Creator of BLOODFEAST @thehairpin. Top of her class at Satan's School for Girls. hello@marielodi.com

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write tv like schitt's creek and baroness von sketch show, write words for the new yorker, the guardian, playboy, the globe and mail, and more.

Spiralbound editor. Formerly at The Hairpin. Also now making a newsletter: https://drawinglinks.substack.com

Low-maintenance ladyswagger.

Artist, naturalist of a kind. amyjeanporter.com

Award-winning & -losing freelance journalist!!! Tweets are my own and do not reflect the views of Clay Aiken. lauren.duca@gmail.com

Author, PENGUINS WITH PEOPLE PROBLEMS | Essays & whatnot @NYTimes @TheToast @LATimes etc. | Book-pusher @npt8 @parnassusbooks1 | www.marylauraphilpott.com

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Librarian and writer, lover of dogs and soft cheeses

Writer/Editor/Teacher/a filly out there on a dry, fast track, snorting to go. Essays in @thelithub, @GuernicaMag, @TheToast, @thegriefdiaries, and elsewhere.

Writer, improviser, former tap dancer. I’m probably drinking coffee right now.

Archivist & Historian & Human

Studied Physics, Supposedly.

Elizabeth Preston is a freelance science journalist and humor writer in the Boston area.

English professor who professes Shakespeare, avid collector of objects and ideas, committed road-tripper, and drinker of cocktails.

It's read Soo-lug-nuh. Writer living in the Bay. http:/sulagnamisra.com

nights @jezebel / often sleepy megancreynolds.com // megan@thebillfold.com

Writer, editor, professor, & jorts. www.sarah-blackwood.com

Writer (McSweeney’s, Reductress, The Boston Globe, Refinery29, & more.)

freelance

Culture writer, fangirl, “regular plastic bag nerd”: http://llnmn.com

Writer, Editorial Producer at Vox Media

Writer, lovable scamp, and general enthusiast.

Journalist and copywriter / adryancorcione.net

executive editor, leahfinnegan.com

Laura June is a writer and the Deputy Editor of Gay Magazine. She is also the author of a memoir, “Now My Heart is Full.”

texan filmmaker with an econ degree and poetry bonafides. romiesays.tumblr.com

I write about life, weddings, home, health, race, feminism, & vintagey things.

I took another bubble bath/With my pants on/All the fighting stopped | https://karencorday.com/

Writer and Webmistress.

New York-based freelance writer and author of Big Girl & I’ll Be There For You. Bylines: Glamour, Vulture, Refinery29, Cup of Jo, Vox and more. kelseymiller.com

Gwen is a writer & performer in NYC. The pinnacle of her comedy career is the time her skirt fell off on stage. Find her on Twitter @msgwenl.

jrnny.com | larkolive.com

Author of How to Disappear Completely: On Modern Anorexia. Writes often about religion, literature, and health. kelseyosgood.com

Health/Sex Editor @SheKnows | Adj. Prof. of Ethics @FordhamNYC | Bylines @NYTimes @TheAtlantic @WashingtonPost @RollingStone @MsMagazine @Salon @ESTBLSHMNT

Kate Gavino is a writer and illustrator. She is the author of two illustrated books, Last Night’s Reading (Penguin Books, 2015) and Sanpaku (Archaia, 2018).

i work @thirdcoastfest. @sarahegeis & i are podcast therapists / made 'podcast prescriptions' (tm). been tweeting like this since i was 19 can't stop won't stop

writer/native New Yorker/troubled teen. more here: www.lanalikebanana.com

PhD candidate at University of Edinburgh in Epidemiology

Ali Waller has written for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, American Dad, and the Netflix series, Love. She has a crippling addiction to Twitter.

The Texas transplant Brooklyn did not need or ask for. Humor on McSweeneys, The Rumpus, The Columbia Journal, and Deathstyleblog.

aliruth.com. Writing at McSweeney’s, the New Yorker, Reductress, The Rumpus, The Hairpin, and Barrelhouse. @ali_ruthless

writer on the intersection of art, literature, and culture https://tatumdooley.com/

Writer at various places. @heydonnelly on social. elisabethdonnelly.com, too.

My new book FAKE is now available… And please get in touch if you're an agent who would like to represent my first novel.

Writer!

I'm a freelance humor writer and stand-up comedian living in Montana. You can read my writing in places like The New Yorker, MAD Magazine, and McSweeneys.

professional teenage girl // A SONG TO TAKE THE WORLD APART http://bit.ly/1Sc64kE + GRACE AND THE FEVER http://bit.ly/2dIZCn2 // available, zanopticon@gmail

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writer, worrier, gluten-free eater. you can find me standing in front of the fridge. or @sarahgrace317 // www.sgsweeney.com

Freelance writer and editor. New York born and based

Writer and comic artist living in Chicago. www.madhester.com https://www.instagram.com/maduhlinhesstur/

comedy writer. tv producer. girl. my mother's name is gail. it autocorrects to fail. please don't tell her.

Writer. Teacher. Obsessed with Secret Clubs.

Author of NYC guidebooks, articles, humor, children’s books, and plays. Find me at https://brooklynbaby.com

you haven’t seen the last of me. lizzaretsky@gmail.com

Technology critic.

Author, SCHADENFREUDE, A LOVE STORY. Your favorite adjunct.

“my beloved…my fate will teach you this…run mad as often as you chuse; but do not faint”

precious slog. writing has appeared in The New Yorker, Bust Magazine, Reductress, Dame Magazine, The Hairpin, Ravishly, and Eater LA.

Writer. Chatterbox. https://www.clippings.me/sophieatkinson

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Write it down. https://longmiddle.substack.com

Aude White is a publicist and graphic artist whose work has appeared in the New York Times, The New Yorker, Racked, The Hairpin, and more.

2 anxious 2 fail

Irish. Swapped the Atlantic 4 the Pacific. Debut Novel The Weight of Him Feb ‘17 St. Martin’s Press. Story collections Goodnight Nobody & Cut Through the Bone.

big name in frozen pizza. TV writer on Sweet/Vicious (MTV) and Wrecked (TBS). Formerly Head Writer @AboveAverage. Contributor @TNYShouts and @thehairpin.

Editor, Writer, Researcher

shining beacon of information democracy / sad evil media goon

THE AWKWARD AGE published by Riverhead May ’17. Winner of the Costa First Novel Award and National Jewish Book Award for THE INNOCENTS

Best-selling author of How to Be Married, The Knockoff and Fitness Junkie. Travel editor, new wife, giant dog owner.

Erin Robertson is a freelance editor and writer, Californian, and Chicago White Sox fan.

Comedian and writer. Twitter: @mary_cella

I won the Internet like four times. Words on @McSweeneys, @tnyshouts, @washingtonpost, @Reductress, @the_rumpus, @Splitsider

vagablonde (unnamed press, may 2020); bad lawyer (hachette books, spring 2021)

Writing and reading: fiction, humor, journalism, speeches, reviews.

a person, darkly

Your friend group's token angsty bookish type. Roots in Austin, TX. Currently Portland, OR. Words about music and feelings.

Software engineer, writer, editor. Founder of New Worker Magazine, ➰➰➰, and The Void Lit Mag.

I’m on a journey to explore the world of American craft chocolate. Read the full stories on chocolatenoise.com.

Chocolate Noise is a collection of true stories (one per month) about American craft chocolate makers that cuts through the noise to capture a moment in time.

Jenna-Marie Warnecke is a writer in New York. http://jennamariewarnecke.wordpress.com/

reporter

Satire Writer. melissa-pelletier.com/humor

Follow me @emilymweinstein. Read me at emilymegweinstein.com.

Writer, editor and game designer

Compulsive Movie Quoter, Coffee Drinker, Nail Biter, Hot Dog Eater

Astrologer, Cat mom, big heart, old soul. Fuel my caffeine addiction http://paypal.me/KS1989

Writer and researcher. Last name rhymes with cold pizza. https://christinacolizza.wordpress.com/

Comedian seen on Comedy Central, IFC, Funny or Die. Instagram @natashavaynblat

Founder of Very Famous (veryfamousmagazine.com) and writer for Garage, i-D, Eater, CityLab, and more 🌴

http://rebeccachristopher.com ~ expired: beast > man. tired: candlestick > man. wired: teacup > child

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Developing my brand. Big Brand Fan.

Sarah Pedry is a Colorado-based artist and illustrator who loves exploring nature in her artwork (and in real life).

Mispronouncing words since 1993 | @brittanykking | www.brittanykking.com

Jokes in the New Yorker, the NYT, McSweeney’s, and more. Order my satirical holiday book, BUILD YOUR OWN CHRISTMAS MOVIE ROMANCE, today. More: www.rianekonc.com

Milan-based writer and editor. Forever student of Ottoman history. Twitter: @emineharper

Writer/Comedian/Comedy Writer! @thehairpin @lark-olive. Has new bangs.

Audio engineer for Animal Meditations, a project about empathy (http://www.animalmeditations.com/), and one half of The Natural Blush (@Netcongrecords).

Brooklyn-based writer raised in the Connecticut suburbs. Words at Slate, Washington Post, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency / subscribe: https://boththings.substack

Creative digital strategy with sisu. lauraolin.com