Amy MorrisoninThe Belladonna ComedySantaCon vs. Carrie NationEvil has donned a red polyester suit and calls itself SantaCon.·4 min read·Dec 11, 2023--10--10
Amy MorrisoninSlackjawI Am Lysistrata And I’m Here To Help American WomenHey America,·3 min read·Sep 15, 2022--2--2
Amy MorrisoninThe HavenI am The NOT Cool GirlGillian Flynn’s novel Gone Girl featured the now famous “Cool Girl Speech”. Women all over the world read that speech (or saw the movie)…·3 min read·Sep 3, 2021--2--2
Amy MorrisoninThe HavenCuomo’s Fatherly Advice For Other Fathers Quarantined With Their Daughters’ BoyfriendsHey fellow Dads,·5 min read·May 7, 2020--1--1
Amy MorrisoninSlackjawWyrdSista: A Period Tracker For The Elizabethan GentlewomanHere ye! Here ye! An announcement of commercial intent!·3 min read·Feb 27, 2020--1--1
Amy MorrisonSiba’s Victory SpeechOn February 11th at 11:04p the results of the Westminster Dog Show shocked the nation. Siba, a standard poodle, was crowned Best in Show…·3 min read·Feb 17, 2020----
Amy MorrisoninSlackjawThe Desperate Ravings Of A Dying Christmas TreeMr. Rockefeller, I’m ready for my close up.·3 min read·Dec 26, 2019----
Amy MorrisoninJane Austen’s WastebasketThe F*ckboy Wisdom of the Greek GodsAnd demigods too. Hell yeah, Bro!·2 min read·Oct 3, 2019--2--2
Amy MorrisoninSlackjawHow to Win Back Your Lover According to Melissa Ethridge’s Music Video “I Want to Come Over”(Starring Gwyneth Paltrow)·5 min read·Aug 18, 2019--3--3
Amy MorrisoninSlackjawHow to Woo According to Bonnie Raitt’s Music Video ‘Thing Called Love’Dennis Quaid breaks it down like it’s 1989·4 min read·Jun 18, 2019----