Aliens

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In addition to the aforementioned International Happiness Day, it is also Extraterrestrial Abduction Day, which makes for some great synergy, when you think about it.

If you were captivated/horrified by, or already familiar with, The Bloop — one of Chiara Atik’s 50 Wikipedia Entries to Read in the Dark [in a Row] — here it is again, alongside five of its sister freaky noises, most of which are all too conveniently explained away as icebergs in motion. Although…

“Almost as many children thought the buzzing fly was closest to the alien when it was near his eyeless head than when it was near his eye-bearing chest. Meanwhile, the adults almost unanimously selected the chest-eyes.”
 — A highlight from this delightful and strange article about…

“If it has an atmosphere, it’s probably reddish all the time, because the star is really red. It would be like being evening all the time.”
 — It’s five o’clock on our swanky neighboring “super planet” GJ 667Cc (Jeej-CeeCee?).

TGIF! What’s your sweatiest, most nauseating space-sex fantasy?