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No good reason either, they just haaaaaate it.
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Mar 20, 2017
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They just wouldn’t even know how to.
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Astrology is Fake but Pisceans Love Weed
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Their age is dawning, after all.
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Jan 24, 2017
Astrology is Fake and Oxen Might Be Rats
You’ve probably been getting your sign wrong all along.
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Susan Miller Is The Only Astrologer the Internet Trusts
And now she’s on Snapchat.
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It’s time we all opened our eyes.
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