Bye

“[W]ithin 10 to 20 years.”
 — A scientist estimates when the treatment-resistant gonorrhea superbug that just popped up in Japan will circle the world.

How was the apocalypse going to arrive on the year you were born?

Now the cows are dying too. Who should go next? Can the spiders go next? I know, I know, everyone loves spiders, they’re so cool, but whatever. (Right now the spiders are like, in their tiny voices, “oh, fuck you!” And they’re writing a little…

Everything Is Dying

The birds are dying, the fish are dying, the bees are dying. I am dying, you are dying, we are dying. They are dying.