Chores

Ever on the hunt to provide us with useful information, scientists have discovered that today’s housewives are less healthy than their counterparts from the 1950s. It seems modern conveniences have made things too easy for our generation of wives.

Steve Martin is tweeting from jury duty today, which may be the only thing anyone is doing today, besides traveling (and BLOGGING!) He hasn’t actually been assigned a case yet, but that’s turning out to be not a great hindrance. [Via]

“We’re all feeling the pinch,” goes an article for women in today’s Daily Mail featuring a comic strip illustration of a woman doing the dishes while her husband reads a newspaper. “Here’s how to save time and…

Dyson has decided that being at the top of the haute vacuum game is not enough; they’ve been looking for other “woven” textures that need cleaning and their eyes have settled on the creatures you share your lives with.