by Meghan Nesmith
Wait, Scarlett Johansson is dating a journalist? And they’re engaged? And he looks like this? What the WHAT! Whaaatttt.
What
whaaAAAaaattttt
And now, for a moment of silence. Two perfect poems by a moment of silence.
9. “My brother knows a guy who might be able to get you a good deal on _____.”
Birdseed Porta-Potties.
“One could spend days on YouTube cataloging the phenomenon, but I’ll cherry-pick some of the better public proposals I’ve seen. Ideally, the backdrop is a very public space, usually with a built-in audience of spectators (tourists will do in a pinch).” — Hairpin pal Silvia…
A roundup of the year’s most colorful engagement stories, if you’re into that sort of thing, or if you don’t know what you are, but there you are anyway, at the end of it.
Today Jason Kottke links to one of the best articles of the 20th century (!), Edward Jay…
“My beautiful fiancée is no longer my beautiful fiancée.” — Singer Jason Mraz explains that he is not getting married after all.
I was flipping through the March 2011 issue of Marie Claire last night, and came across a short essay…