by Alexandra Molotkow
“Yippie yi Ohhhhh / Yippie yi yaaaaay / Ghost carrots in the MRI.”
What’s everyone up to this weekend? Eat some fruit!
If you crushed the whole internet together, it would weigh the same as a strawberry.
Apples and pears might help keep away stroke. Pears, though. Nasty. All mushy. Skin sliding all over the place. No, but they’re pretty good.
“One summer I lived in Cuernavaca, Mexico, and I would gather mangos from the ground in a park where they dropped, ripe, all day long.”…