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Lady Gaga’s Blood-Hooker Perfume

“It was taken out of my own blood sample so it’s a sense of having me on your skin.” — Lady Gaga’s perfume will smell less like blood and semen and more like “an expensive hooker” spawned from her body. Hopefully she’ll make some ice cream, soon, too. I scream, you scream. Chokey, startled screams.