Pie Charts

The Homesick Pie

Previously: The Get-On-Our-Level Pie

Ann Friedman is 5,437 miles from Los Angeles.

The Get-On-Our-Level Pie

Previously: The Hobby Lobby Pie

Ann Friedman needs the GOP to understand where she’s at.

The Hobby Lobby Pie

Ann Friedman is covered in glitter and shaking with rage.

The “Reality” Filter Pie

Ann Friedman vows to start ‘gramming photos of herself hunched over a laptop.

The Cups Pie

Previously: The Harsh Mellow Pie

Ann Friedman runneth over.

The Harsh Mellow Pie

Previously: The Sedentary Pie

Ann Friedman is just high enough.

The Sedentary Pie

Previously: The Pushy Pie

Ann Friedman will probably not exercise double next week.

The Pushy Pie

Previously: The Stylish Housewife Pie

Ann Friedman is a humane editor with great ambitions.

The Stylish Housewife Pie

Previously: The Dad Vibes Pie

Ann Friedman does not have four children, a devoted husband, or a higher calling.

The Dad Vibes Pie

Previously: The Huge Mistake Pie

Ann Friedman owns three Steely albums on vinyl, which is really the only way to hear them.