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Press Conference 9/16/18: McLicker Lites

WOODLAND HILLS, CA — Reporters gathered at the local Menchies where Coach McVicker was…

Monday Night Lights

Only eight yards or a single reception stood between them and victory.

He passed one of the empty lockers. Graffitied on the door in what appeared to be peanut butter was GRONK WUZ HER. And one of those peeing Calvin decals, except a cutout of Gronk’s face had been…

Not All Eagles Have Wings

In Philadelphia, the Eagles are 8–1 at the top of the standings in the NFL.

Coach Sambo Shakes Things Up

The door to the locker room swung open and Coach Sambo (the coach formerly known Coach Samberg), stepped into…

A Look Ahead to 2017: Bold Predictions Made Entirely Too Early

It’s never too early to jump on the…

Make the League Great Again!

The mainstream league propagandists and their lapdog ‘experts’ push lies about Coach Dan Klempay. It’s time to set the record straight!

Myth #1 Dan Klempay called league members “IR rapists” and “roster criminals.”

COUNTERPOINT: Rust Belt Team of Destiny: THE CHAMPION WE DESERVE

All or Nothing: defending champ, defending Harrer Bowl champ face off

Contrasting ownership styles on display with a TBD Bowl berth on the line

This is Part II in a two-part series previewing the Succulent Crabsky/Youngstown Gangstas semifinal match-up…

McLick My Harrer: A Playoff Preview

McLick My Harrer: Portrait of a Rebirth