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I Got 99 Problems but a Writing Challenge Ain’t One
I Got 99 Problems but a Writing Challenge Ain’t One
How fast can you complain?
Hogan Torah
Oct 9
Cats Say They Will Rebel and Take Over the World if the Convicted Felon is Elected
Cats Say They Will Rebel and Take Over the World if the Convicted F...
They also say they are the only ones allowed to be orange
Carol Lennox. LPC, M.Ed.
Sep 27
My 100 Funniest Tweets that Arby’s Doesn’t Want You to Read
My 100 Funniest Tweets that Arby’s Doesn’t Want You to Read
15 years and over 60,000 tweets from anotherlogan
Hogan Torah
Sep 4
Our Housewarming Keg was Cursed by the Ghost of Dead Dog Ale
Our Housewarming Keg was Cursed by the Ghost of Dead Dog Ale
I didn’t think it was possible to have too much beer
Hogan Torah
Aug 22
Why You Keep Getting Ghosted in the Talking Stage
Why You Keep Getting Ghosted in the Talking Stage
What to do if they always stop messaging back
Hogan Torah
Aug 8
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Hidden Red Flags in Men’s Dating App Profiles That Give Woman the Ick
Hidden Red Flags in Men’s Dating App Profiles That Give Woman the Ick
How to talk about yourself without looking like a narcissistic jerk
Hogan Torah
Jul 23
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Hogan Torah
Jul 12
Half a Decade of Getting Attention Writing Weird Stories
Half a Decade of Getting Attention Writing Weird Stories
All the things I’ve done to get attention on my pen name’s 5th birthday
Hogan Torah
Jul 1
The Scariest Thing Ever Aired on Television Was Last Night’s Debate
The Scariest Thing Ever Aired on Television Was Last Night’s Debate
A satirical look at the Trump Biden debate
Hogan Torah
Jun 28
Buying Steel Chairs to Bash People Over the Head With is Part of my Job
Buying Steel Chairs to Bash People Over the Head With is Part of my...
My experiences working as a production assistant for Game Changer Wrestling
Hogan Torah
Jun 20
You’re Not Losing Your Edge Because You’re Making Less Money Than Before
You’re Not Losing Your Edge Because You’re Making Less Money Than B...
Don’t let the rules take the fun out writing
Hogan Torah
Jun 17
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Submission Guidelines
New writers welcome just be funny
Hogan Torah
Apr 25
The Last Public Apology Statement You’ll Ever Need to Read
The Last Public Apology Statement You’ll Ever Need to Read
A parody of the modern public apology
Hogan Torah
Apr 16
Unlock the Secrets of DALLE3 With These 7 Advanced Prompting Techniques
Unlock the Secrets of DALLE3 With These 7 Advanced Prompting Techni...
My coolest AI art tricks revealed
Hogan Torah
Apr 1
The Dating App Experience is Different for Tall White Guys Than Other Men
The Dating App Experience is Different for Tall White Guys Than Oth...
What it’s like to be everyone’s type on Bumble
Hogan Torah
Mar 20
Reaching the Late Metallica Era of Your Writing Career
Reaching the Late Metallica Era of Your Writing Career
Why your new stuff isn’t as good as the old stuff that got you here
Hogan Torah
Mar 17
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