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Why You Keep Getting Ghosted in the Talking Stage
Why You Keep Getting Ghosted in the Talking Stage
What to do if they always stop messaging back
Hogan Torah
Aug 8
Hidden Red Flags in Men’s Dating App Profiles That Give Woman the Ick
Hidden Red Flags in Men’s Dating App Profiles That Give Woman the Ick
How to talk about yourself without looking like a narcissistic jerk
Hogan Torah
Jul 23
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Hogan Torah
Jul 12
Half a Decade of Getting Attention Writing Weird Stories
Half a Decade of Getting Attention Writing Weird Stories
All the things I’ve done to get attention on my pen name’s 5th birthday
Hogan Torah
Jul 1
The Scariest Thing Ever Aired on Television Was Last Night’s Debate
The Scariest Thing Ever Aired on Television Was Last Night’s Debate
A satirical look at the Trump Biden debate
Hogan Torah
Jun 28
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Buying Steel Chairs to Bash People Over the Head With is Part of my Job
Buying Steel Chairs to Bash People Over the Head With is Part of my Job
My experiences working as a production assistant for Game Changer Wrestling
Hogan Torah
Jun 20
You’re Not Losing Your Edge Because You’re Making Less Money Than Before
You’re Not Losing Your Edge Because You’re Making Less Money Than B...
Don’t let the rules take the fun out writing
Hogan Torah
Jun 17
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Apr 25
The Last Public Apology Statement You’ll Ever Need to Read
The Last Public Apology Statement You’ll Ever Need to Read
A parody of the modern public apology
Hogan Torah
Apr 16
Unlock the Secrets of DALLE3 With These 7 Advanced Prompting Techniques
Unlock the Secrets of DALLE3 With These 7 Advanced Prompting Techni...
My coolest AI art tricks revealed
Hogan Torah
Apr 1
The Dating App Experience is Different for Tall White Guys Than Other Men
The Dating App Experience is Different for Tall White Guys Than Oth...
What it’s like to be everyone’s type on Bumble
Hogan Torah
Mar 20
Reaching the Late Metallica Era of Your Writing Career
Reaching the Late Metallica Era of Your Writing Career
Why your new stuff isn’t as good as the old stuff that got you here
Hogan Torah
Mar 17
Choosing the Right Sunglasses for Your Weird Shaped Head
Choosing the Right Sunglasses for Your Weird Shaped Head
Advice from a Converted Designer Sunglasses Fashionista
Hogan Torah
Mar 14
The Myth of the Evil International Writer
The Myth of the Evil International Writer
So you have a problem with non-native English speakers writing on Medium
Gaby Rogut
Mar 2
How To Choose a Movie To Keep In the Background During Sex
How To Choose a Movie To Keep In the Background During Sex
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Gaby Rogut
Jan 23
The Hogan Torah 1,000th Story Spectacular
The Hogan Torah 1,000th Story Spectacular
The writings of a writer writing about the writing he wrote before
Hogan Torah
Nov 16, 2023
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