The Goldenest House
Don’t make me eat every waffle in this place on my own.
Have a Nice Poop
Have a Nice Poop
8 a.m. Woke up to the following text message sent to a group thread that my high school chums and I have
2–2–2–2: Toast Christ
2–2–2–2: Toast Christ
The bulk of the drive from my hometown in Ohio and my new home in Chicago is split between two radio stations: a contemporary hard rock…
Vegetarian Omelette
Vegetarian Omelette
It’s powdered sugar weather and I lost my scarf at the Milwaukee Village Discount Outlet, where they are having a Super Bowl sale for Super…
Buckwheat Pancakes: Let’s Get Healthy!
Buckwheat Pancakes: Let’s Get Healthy!
Boundaries! Delicious Carbs! Being selfish! Ignoring notifications!
Hungry for a Typo: mushrooms, sauce, and spelling errors.
Hungry for a Typo: mushrooms, sauce, and spelling errors.
Did you know that both William Faulkner and Ernest Hemingway were notoriously piss-poor proof readers? Apparently, editors reading…
Silver and Gold(en): Let’s talk personal finance over petite flapjacks.
Silver and Gold(en): Let’s talk personal finance over petite flapjacks.
I paid off my student loans this week!!!
ITALICS FOR BREAKFAST
ITALICS FOR BREAKFAST
Stretched across the bottom of the menu in sprawling italicized font, virtually imperceptible to the untrained eye it says: Oatmeal, served…