The Offbeat Movie Emporium

“Jack vs. Lanterns” (2019) is a Sequel To a Movie I Forgot To Review

Because I am a hack and a fraud

“Lumber vs. Jack” was a low-budget horror movie I watched several years ago about genetically modified trees that go on a killing spree. After kidnapping…

“Kaiju Glam Metal Shark Attack” (2024) is a Movie That Was Made

Puppet Shark (2023) is a Rated-PG “Crank Yankers”

…but about Sharks

The Films of Carl Sukenick: “Wizard of Violence 2” (2019ish)

The Films of Carl Sukenick: Alien Beasts (1991)

“CarousHELL” Is the Best Indie Trilogy I Watched This Year

“Hotel Inferno” (2013) Could Have Been So Much More

“Monsters in the Closet” (2022) — An Anthology of Dad Jokes

“Dave Made A Maze” (2017) Is A Childhood Dream Come True