Fraser Anning’s Conservative National Party

If you’ve watched the news at all over the past few months, I won’t need to explain why this party immediately deserves it’s dumpsterfire rating. If you think I do need to explain it, here’s Eggboi to tell you otherwise.

And while I could go into how the party’s logo was clearly made on Microsoft Paint, or how the party stands behind vast amounts of bullshit, I think focusing on Anning himself gives you the best overview on what the party is like.

Anyone who becomes part of a very small club that manages to unite the entire Senate in condemning you is clearly an incredible areshat. Anyone who could make the statements that lead to that censure is a fuckwit. And anyone who admits to knowingly assaulting a child should never be fit for public office.

Fuck you Fraser Anning. I hope you have your arse handed to you at the election.

Policy

Even if the party had actual policy statements on any issues, I wouldn’t be linking to them or explaining them in any detail. However, the fact that they don’t is even more terrifying given Anning’s track record of behaviour.

The clearest thing which should warn you to not trust this party at all is that their first ‘party object’ literally talks about the ‘vision’ of Henry Parkes (the guy who promoted Federation of Australia), who LITERALLY DIED OVER 120 YEARS AGO. Pretty much every facet of life in Australia has changed since then, and for that to be the first part of your platform shows that your party deserves to be sent back to the dark ages where you belong.

Vote for them if

You enjoy getting egged.

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