Jacqui Lambie Network

Remember Jacqui Lambie? You know, that ex-Palmer United senator who briefly started a new party before being turfed out in the dual-citizenship fiasco? Not ringing any bells? Surely you’ll remember that time she said that a potential partner needed to be well hung then.

Anyways, Lambie is back and she’s looking to retake her senate seat for Tasmania. And say what you will about Lambie, she is pretty authentic, and I would have even labelled her tolerable if she hadn’t used her appearance on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here to start her election campaign.

Because politics has enough drama without dragging reality TV into it.

Policy

As an ex-defence force member, it makes sense that Lambie has pretty extensive policy on defence and veterans, but what may come as a surprise is her support for curbing war powers. And even though she made herself look like a conservative during her time in parliament, she has policy on increasing hydro power in Tasmania.

And sure, she doesn’t mention anything about Halal or Islam which is definitely where it would start to get very dicey, but her policy on cleaning up politics is actually pretty sensible.

I am genuinely surprised that I’ve just called Lambie sensible and I’m definitely in the mirror dimension; this doesn’t check out AT ALL.

Vote for them if

You have a package between your legs (it’s what Lambie wants).

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