Following Theo’s third encore the applause had finally petered out, and the elated elephant descended…
“I still can’t get over my failure,” McGregor was saying for the umpteenth time.
“Jolly good job with de la Fesse yesterday,” complimented Lord Dogsworth.
As soon as the commercial break began the camel ran to the toilets and quickly relived himself. His…
“Flying in the face of a Mountie is something we do not approve of,” said the peacock in an…
“Mommy, Mommy, I want bubble gum,” cried the seven-year-old, “or a poodle called Sylvester.”
“Noro,” sounded the husky voice over the phone, “McGregor and Agent are being thoroughly led astray as…
General General strode stridently into his office, hitting his stride just as he bumped into a…
Sir Benjamin Hall, the Chief Lord of the Woods and Forests, lifted his large ponderous frame and gave a…