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Apr 13, 2020

How to Crush the Curve

Q&A with Yaneer Bar-Yam, physicist, pandemic advisor

Travis Ronald Comstock in The Penny Press

Feb 2, 2020

Kobe Bryant at the free throw line, with various career stats superimposed over the image

On the Passing of Kobe

The headline was printed in big, caplocked letters. The kind of headline you only see when a country declares war on…

Travis Ronald Comstock in The Penny Press

Mar 24, 2020

How I Learned I was Completely Immune to the Social Impact of COVID-19

In this letter to the editor…

Sir Longfellow in The Penny Press

Feb 13, 2020

In Face of Rising Relationship Costs, California Man Breaks Up with Girlfriend Just Hours Before Valentine’s Day

Sir Longfellow in The Penny Press

Mar 8, 2020

Coronavirus Defiantly Attends Crssd Music Festival in San Diego, Amid Fears it will Contract an Entitled White Girl

Travis Ronald Comstock in The Penny Press

Apr 6, 2020

Your Weekly Currency

Cash up on the most important news of the week

New York Respite

Sir Longfellow in The Penny Press

Feb 5, 2020

IMPEACHMENT BOMBSHELL: New Revelation Suggests Dems Can Remove Trump from Office by Winning Election

Sir Longfellow in The Penny Press

Feb 20, 2020

Billion-Dollar AI Robot Debates Humans, Gets Pwned

Sir Longfellow in The Penny Press

Feb 12, 2020

New Hampshire Feels the Bern; Nervously Awaits STD Test Results While Ruminating Over Life Decisions

Sir Longfellow in The Penny Press

Feb 4, 2020

Iowa Caucus Collapse: In Absence of Republican Opponent, Dems Still Find a Way to Not Win

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