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Check ME Out!
Check ME Out!
I’m an economic know-it-all! (I am?)
Remington Write
Jun 11, 2022
This Can’t Be the Best Ya Got!
This Can’t Be the Best Ya Got!
Even movies about pandemics suck
Remington Write
Sep 13, 2021
How To Keep Readers Happy
How To Keep Readers Happy
And never get nasty comments
Remington Write
May 11, 2021
Top Ten Reasons I’m Not Reading Your Stories
Top Ten Reasons I’m Not Reading Your Stories
It’s just that kind of day
Remington Write
Nov 25, 2020
Isn’t Blame Delicious?
Isn’t Blame Delicious?
And self-righteous outrage? The best!
Remington Write
Jul 29, 2020
Basic Medium Etiquette
Basic Medium Etiquette
For those in the back row
Remington Write
Jul 19, 2020
15 Reasons Your Title with Numbers Sucks
15 Reasons Your Title with Numbers Sucks
You have exactly three sentences to win me over
Remington Write
Jul 2, 2020
Erm, Mister Bezos? The Virus Here.
Erm, Mister Bezos? The Virus Here.
Can we talk?
Remington Write
May 21, 2020
Pinocchio-20
Pinocchio-20
The Nose Knows
aleXander hirka
May 6, 2020
Happiness Is Boring.
Happiness Is Boring.
The unglamorized truth about our otherwise cheery lives.
Robert Cormack
Mar 21, 2020
Why We Confuse Sex With Luncheon Meat.
Why We Confuse Sex With Luncheon Meat.
Or the lengths we’ll go to be “full.”
Robert Cormack
Apr 14, 2019
Shut Up About Love.
Shut Up About Love.
If porn teaches us anything, we’re better off with our fingers.
Robert Cormack
Sep 13, 2019
The New Etiquette of Love.
The New Etiquette of Love.
Don’t piss me off.
Robert Cormack
Feb 7, 2020
Adventures in Toe Sucking.
Adventures in Toe Sucking.
Or how to get off on the right foot.
Robert Cormack
Feb 27, 2020
Why Didn’t Someone Warn Me About Spaghetti Sex?
Why Didn’t Someone Warn Me About Spaghetti Sex?
This should have Italians screaming bloody murder.
Robert Cormack
Jun 27, 2019
The Psychology of Dog-Hugging.
The Psychology of Dog-Hugging.
Learning the big furry difference between conditional and unconditional love.
Robert Cormack
Feb 12, 2020
Are The Stupid Getting Stupider?
Are The Stupid Getting Stupider?
Or is crying over one-legged geese and reporting undelivered fake IDs pretty normal?
Robert Cormack
Jan 31, 2020
Why Don’t Leaders Fight Their Own Battles?
Why Don’t Leaders Fight Their Own Battles?
There was a time when kings led their armies, sometimes challenging the opposing king to a duel. Imagine doing that now.
Robert Cormack
May 18, 2018
5 Incredibly Self-Serving Ways To Stay Beautiful.
5 Incredibly Self-Serving Ways To Stay Beautiful.
The true power of delusion, deception and karaoke.
Robert Cormack
Jan 16, 2020
All I Want For Christmas Is My Thumb.
All I Want For Christmas Is My Thumb.
The weird, wacky, wonderful story of the “thoe.”
Robert Cormack
Dec 18, 2019
Things We Shouldn’t Use To Pleasure Ourselves.
Things We Shouldn’t Use To Pleasure Ourselves.
Toasters, definitely.
Robert Cormack
Dec 14, 2019
What To Look For In A Man.
What To Look For In A Man.
Starting with what a man shouldn’t wear on his feet.
Robert Cormack
Nov 7, 2019
Bro!
Bro!
a bromance is abrew
Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
Jun 23, 2018
Are Parrots Trying To Tell Us Something?
Are Parrots Trying To Tell Us Something?
What are we doing that’s making them throw out f bombs?
Robert Cormack
Oct 3, 2019
All My Pieces That Were Rejected by Slackjaw, In One Place
All My Pieces That Were Rejected by Slackjaw, In One Place
including the explanations, when one was provided
Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
Jun 23, 2019
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