I would like to thank all of you. Especially the ones that aren’t bots. I am now somewhat in the range of Internet stardom (C-class, of course).
Matt Querzoli just hit 500 followers on his publication. Not his actual self. He tried to explain this to his mother but ultimately just confused her more. Follow his writing blog, his letters to strangers blog or his blog blog if you liked the post, or even the bloke himself if this tickled your proverbial pickle.