Three Sentence Stories

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Weinstein’s Willy Will Not Be Willed Away

Harvey Weinstein’s willy will not be willed away, it has been confirmed today.

Motel Pools Deliberately Built To Look As Sad As Fuck

Think About Crying Children When Waiting For Your Vasectomy

A Musing

Shopping for Spotlight

A Short Story

Mass Shooting Problem Solved After Thoughts-and-Prayers Quota Finally Reached

Creature-Loving Vegan Laughs Maniacally While Massacring Mosquito In Bedroom

Dear Kebab Giver,

I think you were startled, but not over surprised, when you saw me walk into your shop. Well, it wasn’t much of a walk; my gait was more akin to tired stagger.

I scanned the menu for a long time. It might have been a good five minutes before I had the courage to go up to you, at…