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Perfectly Reasonable Responses to the Loaded Inquiry of “When Are You Going to Have Kids?”
Perfectly Reasonable Responses to the Loaded Inquiry of “When Are You Going to Have Kids?”
Tomorrow.
Georgette
Nov 29, 2021
A Letter to the Man in the Aisle Seat, from the Woman in the Middle Seat
A Letter to the Man in the Aisle Seat, from the Woman in the Middle...
Two seat options, both alike in dignity. In fair airplane, where we lay our scene. Oh also this
Georgette
Dec 29, 2019
Less Like a French Girl, More Like…Well Anyone Else Really
Less Like a French Girl, More Like…Well Anyone Else Really
Like a French Girl, Dressed for the Very First Time
Georgette
Oct 25, 2019
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Woman Calls Out at Work Today because of Sick House Plant
Woman Calls Out at Work Today because of Sick House Plant
Dear Employer,
Georgette
Oct 4, 2017
New Maxims for a New Era
New Maxims for a New Era
A penny saved, is a penny friend for the jar of pennies on your night stand.
Georgette
Oct 16, 2017
How to Clean Your Electronics of Last Season’s Files
How to Clean Your Electronics of Last Season’s Files
Those files are so last season. You don’t even look at those files anymore. They’re just there because you’re too sentimental and only open…
Georgette
Oct 17, 2017
Is My Instagram Good Enough to be a Resume?
Is My Instagram Good Enough to be a Resume?
To Whom It May Concern:
Georgette
Oct 8, 2017
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The Latte Sipping Set
The Latte Sipping Set
You’re not supposed to chug it. That’s the first rule about being part of The Latte Sipping Set. You can’t chug your coffee even though…
Georgette
Jan 28, 2018
Making New Year’s Resolutions and Breaking Them Is My Tradition
Making New Year’s Resolutions and Breaking Them Is My Tradition
With the New Year, bringing in a new . . . well . . . glittery, more optimistic me, I went ahead and did my due diligence of the New Year’s…
Georgette
Jan 5, 2018
So what is this exactly?
So what is this exactly?
About
Georgette
Jan 5, 2018
The Baby Fever Remedy
The Baby Fever Remedy
There’s a phenomenon in New York, where once the snow starts to melt and the down coats are off, more and more women are sporting an extra…
Georgette
Nov 5, 2017
What do you mean you met in real life?
What do you mean you met in real life?
So you mean to tell me that you met your partner at a bar?
Georgette
Oct 18, 2017
Your Teenager Self’s Outfits Are Back in Style, So Start Kicking Yourself for Marie Kondo-ing Your…
Your Teenager Self’s Outfits Are Back in Style, So Start Kicking Yourself for Marie Kondo-ing Your…
Did you see the latest in this season’s fall trends? I’m sure you have. Jackets, pants, shoes, and socks are hot when it’s so cool, and you…
Georgette
Oct 16, 2017
Stop Asking Your Bartender if You Can Charge Your Healing Crystals
Stop Asking Your Bartender if You Can Charge Your Healing Crystals
With the crystal trend so hot-hot-hot right now — who doesn’t have a rose quartz hanging out in their purse these days? — many local…
Georgette
Oct 15, 2017
7 Halloween Haunted Houses for the Generally Jaded
7 Halloween Haunted Houses for the Generally Jaded
Are you a Halloween Haunted House thrill-seeker? Are you that particularly enthusiastic Halloween lover amongst your friends because you…
Georgette
Oct 15, 2017
What’s a Romantic Huckster?
What’s a Romantic Huckster?
In case you were wondering what’s up with that name and/or what is a huckster.
Georgette
Oct 12, 2017
An Appreciation Post for Yellow Lighting
An Appreciation Post for Yellow Lighting
Let’s be real for a minute: you ruin photos, Yellow Lighting. You ruin all the photos.
Georgette
Oct 10, 2017
I Don’t Feel Bad About Eating this Whole Bag of Lime Flavored Tortilla Chips
I Don’t Feel Bad About Eating this Whole Bag of Lime Flavored Tortilla Chips
I don’t even like lime flavored tortilla chips, but did I sit on my couch and eat an entire 12 ounce bag of lime flavored tortilla chips as…
Georgette
Oct 9, 2017
We Get It, You Like Fall
We Get It, You Like Fall
We get it, you like fall.
Georgette
Oct 8, 2017
The Art of the AIM Away Message
The Art of the AIM Away Message
Cheers to you, AOL Instant Messenger, we pretty much knew thee.
Georgette
Oct 6, 2017
Dating App Icebreakers from a Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Dating App Icebreakers from a Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Let’s not start with the normal greetings. Let’s start with good-bye. No one ever starts with good-bye, so here goes, “good-bye.”
Georgette
Oct 5, 2017
You Can Have It All, but Here’s a Juice Cleanse If You Had Too Much
You Can Have It All, but Here’s a Juice Cleanse If You Had Too Much
It’s weird to think that it was only four years ago that Saint Liz Lemon claimed to women all over that, “we could have it all!” —…
Georgette
Oct 3, 2017
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Blogtober
The Emotional Rollercoaster of Blogtober
You know the morning after a long night out? A night where tequila and/or whiskey shots may have been consumed, pinchy shoes may have been…
Georgette
Oct 2, 2017
Expectation vs Reality: Lazy Sundays Mornings
Expectation vs Reality: Lazy Sundays Mornings
I realize I’m not an outlier in this, but I have automatic Sunday blues once it hits past 10 o’clock. If I haven’t tried to go to the gym…
Georgette
Oct 1, 2017
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