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I Love the ‘80s

I Love the ‘80s

A Little Nostalgia Goes a Long Way
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Matthew Sargent
Getting Better All the Time

Getting Better All the Time

The Worldwide Leader is Learning From its Mistakes
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The Sargeque Staff
Household Blenders? You Need 3

Household Blenders? You Need 3

Because Homemade Salsa and Gooey Blender Drinks Don’t Mix
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Matthew Sargent
How to Properly Navigate a Roundabout

How to Properly Navigate a Roundabout

Learn to Drive, You Idiots!
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Matthew Sargent
Editorial Guidelines

Editorial Guidelines

The Sargeque Quarterly is a publication of alcohol, gambling, hacks, and miscellanea for Generation Xers. Our team delivers a mix of short…
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The Sargeque Staff
Welcome to The Sargeque Quarterly

Welcome to The Sargeque Quarterly

A Letter From the Editor
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Good Episode — Roll on Snare Drum

Good Episode — Roll on Snare Drum

Breadcrumbs from the Graphic Novel Litter Throughout Episode 3
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Matthew Sargent
Watchmen and Some Bud Light

Watchmen and Some Bud Light

Manny Mota Now Pinch Hitting for the Editor
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PatAtThePalace
Welcome to Your Alternative Dystopia

Welcome to Your Alternative Dystopia

Setting Up the Long Game
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Matthew Sargent
PatAtThePalace’s 2019 College Football Preview

PatAtThePalace’s 2019 College Football Preview

Win The Dang Day 🐾
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PatAtThePalace
Summer Cocktail Menu

Summer Cocktail Menu

No One Does Hump Day Like Matthew’s
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Matthew Sargent
Dr. Alcohol or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Costco

Dr. Alcohol or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Costco

Rating Kirkland Brand Liquors
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On ‘The Matrix’ Getting 20th Anniversary Screenings

On ‘The Matrix’ Getting 20th Anniversary Screenings

Originally Released in March 1999
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Matthew Sargent
And Now: Another ‘Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood’ Review

And Now: Another ‘Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood’ Review

Better Drag, More Flavour, Less Throat Burn
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Matthew Sargent
This Sauce is Boss

This Sauce is Boss

Not Just Another Kansas City BBQ Sauce Experiment
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