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Anand Jayanti
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The Scallion
Nov 17, 2018
THAI ELEPHANT CAN’T BELIEVE HE GETS TO MEET ANOTHER BASIC BITCH
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Anand Jayanti
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Nov 18, 2018
WOMAN TAKEN COMPLETELY OFF GUARD BY PROPOSAL SHE PLANNED
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Anand Jayanti
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The Scallion
Nov 14, 2018
PALEO IS THE ANSWER, SAYS MAN BUYING FOOD FROM A STORE
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Anand Jayanti
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Nov 9, 2018
AFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERATION, WOMAN GETS SPONTANEOUS TATTOO
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Anand Jayanti
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The Scallion
Nov 17, 2018
FRIEND IN RHODE ISLAND MARKED SAFE AFTER TEXAS HURRICANE
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Anand Jayanti
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The Scallion
Nov 17, 2018
GUY AT DINNER PARTY SAW A DOCUMENTARY
Friends gathered at Tina’s the other night for a Christmas party and were adding finishing…
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