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WOMAN TAKEN COMPLETELY OFF GUARD BY PROPOSAL SHE PLANNED
WOMAN TAKEN COMPLETELY OFF GUARD BY PROPOSAL SHE PLANNED
Rupi had no idea what to expect when she and her boyfriend Apurv walked out onto a bridge decorated with rose petals on their 7th…
Anand Jayanti
Nov 18, 2018
FRIEND IN RHODE ISLAND MARKED SAFE AFTER TEXAS HURRICANE
FRIEND IN RHODE ISLAND MARKED SAFE AFTER TEXAS HURRICANE
Despite the loss of cellphone and internet communication across hundreds of miles of Texas coastlines, Brandon Parsons has managed to…
Anand Jayanti
Nov 17, 2018
THAI ELEPHANT CAN’T BELIEVE HE GETS TO MEET ANOTHER BASIC BITCH
THAI ELEPHANT CAN’T BELIEVE HE GETS TO MEET ANOTHER BASIC BITCH
Nothing could have prepared Boba the elephant for whom he would meet this afternoon, when a troupe of college students on summer break…
Anand Jayanti
Nov 17, 2018
GUY AT DINNER PARTY SAW A DOCUMENTARY
GUY AT DINNER PARTY SAW A DOCUMENTARY
Friends gathered at Tina’s the other night for a Christmas party and were adding finishing touches to the guacamole when Sean announced he…
Anand Jayanti
Nov 17, 2018
PALEO DIET IS THE ANSWER, SAYS MAN BUYING FOOD FROM A STORE
PALEO DIET IS THE ANSWER, SAYS MAN BUYING FOOD FROM A STORE
Stan Porter was in line at the grand opening of the new Whole Foods when he helped the person behind him discover that since calcium…
Anand Jayanti
Nov 14, 2018
AFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERATION, WOMAN GETS SPONTANEOUS TATTOO
AFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERATION, WOMAN GETS SPONTANEOUS TATTOO
Jamie Macklin decided on a whim yesterday that she would finally get the tattoo she’s been telling everyone she’d get for only a decade.
Anand Jayanti
Nov 9, 2018
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