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How I Made Kindergartners Cry

How I Made Kindergartners Cry

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It’s My Party and I’ll Die if I Want To

It’s My Party and I’ll Die if I Want To

I turn 33 this week. So let’s talk about death, shall we?
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Career Aspirations

Career Aspirations

I helped my kid become a human sandwich board.
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The First Rule of the Pumpkin Patch is Nobody Talks About the Pumpkin Patch

The First Rule of the Pumpkin Patch is Nobody Talks About the Pumpkin Patch

Which is how we all end up there.
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