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My Cat Ernie

My Cat Ernie

A co-worker of my husband happened to have some kittens that were ready to be re-homed, so we went to take a look, after reminding…
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Not Ten After Ten But Ten!

Not Ten After Ten But Ten!

Tales from the Neurotically Prompt Underground.
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Pubs, Cheese, Chocolate Boxes and Sheep

Pubs, Cheese, Chocolate Boxes and Sheep

Jeopardy Answer — “What is Escape To The Country?”
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When Failure Is Always An Option

When Failure Is Always An Option

It Can Be Very Liberating
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Monster Chiller Horror Restaurant Playhouse #1:

Monster Chiller Horror Restaurant Playhouse #1:

The Overbooked Restaurant
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It’s All My Fault: A “Cooler” Confesses

It’s All My Fault: A “Cooler” Confesses

Whenever I Like Something It Invariably Fails
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Awful Advertising Hall of Fame

Awful Advertising Hall of Fame

Case Study #2 — The Commercial I Appeared In
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Awful Advertising Hall of Fame

Awful Advertising Hall of Fame

Case Study #1: Right This Way, Your Table Is Ready
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Does Having An Artificial Elbow Make Me a Cyborg?

Does Having An Artificial Elbow Make Me a Cyborg?

I have an artificial part of my body — a marvel of engineering, science, and medicine that allows me to function almost as though the…
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The Interlude

The Interlude

Yesterday, as I was sitting in my cozy sitting living room with the cat purring on my lap and an owl hooting outside and my husband…
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I’m No Ernestine Hemingway:

I’m No Ernestine Hemingway:

A Defense of Compound Sentences
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My Brush With Athletic Greatness

My Brush With Athletic Greatness

I should start off by saying that I am phenomenally uncoordinated.
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