Why Celebrities Overdose in Hotels Rather Than Their Home

Ivan Pavlov was the first to explain in the…

Thing a Week 9: He Who Waits Behind The Wall

“Sam, come push me!” Henry yelled excitedly as he jumped onto the park’s…

Thing a Week 7: Strawberries

“Do you want this strawberry?” Dr. Steven asked calmly.

Thing a Week 38: Violinists Needed

The world slowly came into view; first too dark to see, then too blurred to see, and then too…

Thing a Week 8: Flight 1223

“I need to go to the bathroom,” Justin said, unbuckling his seatbelt and looking around the plane. “I’ll be…

Thing a Week 43: Sam + Kary = 4Ever

Mrs. Tao was droning on as usual, talking about things that Sam would never need to know — nor…

Thing a Week 52: The Author

The thick, steel door slammed shut the moment Paul hit the ground. He rolled onto his side and opened his eyes…

Thing a Week 12: The Upgrade Pt. 1

I don’t have a lot of time. They’ll find me soon.

My Hobby

Oh The problem?
 Solved.
 
 Perl, not fists
 Velociraptors
 goto END;

Thing a Week 17: The Upgrade Pt. 2

Dear Citizen: